there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
Lord of the Rings Meme ➔ Three/Five Objects ➔ Evenstar
"The light of the Evenstar does not wax and wane."
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
its sad when cute boys dont think theyre cute
its sad when cute boys dont think im cute
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.